Things in Your Daily Life that Lie to You

It is hard enough in this day and age to find good honest people, but human beings are not the only things that lie to us. Take skim milk for example, it is obviously water that has taken on a whiter shade. For those of you who drink skim milk you need to stop lying to yourself and pick up a regular bottle of water. There are many others such as: Sunny days that are actually cold. McDonalds “healthier” salads, Walmart’s Black Friday TV sales (they are made with cheeper parts), Any microwaveable foods printed cook time (usually needs longer), Most showers hot and cold temperature dials, Oil free makeup remover, Won game show money (you get taxed up to 60% of it), and Florida ( the theme parks make you think its a family state but the population consists of old people). Now instead of worrying about whether or not pollititions, celebrities, or your friends and family are lying to you, because they probably are, be consurned about the deceiving objects around you.

 

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How to Tell the Difference Between Small and Large Bass

The most obvious way to identify which bass is which is by its mouth. The upper jaw of the largemouth bass extends beyond its eye, unlike the smallmouth bass. Another key give away is there is a dark greenish stipe horizontally on the largemouth and the smallmouth has vertical green brownish lines across its body. Generally both fish are found in the same location, smallmouth tend to prefer colder water but they can both be found in the same lakes. Catching either one of these would be considered a good day of fishing and preparing one of these is relatively easy.

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The Perks of Being Obese

People now days are highly focused on getting in shape and being fit. By doing this people are missing out on the perks of being extremely obese. I’m not talking about being slightly chunky, I’m talking about being so big people are afraid to ride the elevator with you.

Reason 1: If you get enough rolls you can tattoo the alphabet onto each roll and have a filing system.

Reason 2: You will never get into bar fights.

Reason 3: You get a bench to yourself on the bus.

Reason 4: If you have a baby and become homeless you can use your fat to keep the baby home.

Reason 5: You can use your neck roll as an instant pillow.

Reason 6: You will always have an instant table.

Reason 7: You will survive longer in the wild.

Reason 8: The insolation will keep you warm.

Reason 9: You can qualify for a power scooter.

Reason 10: No one will judge you when you stuff your face full of food.

There are many more but those are the top ten reasons to consider. Gabriel Iglesias embraces his fluffy life style to the fullest. Thin is out and fluffy is in.

 

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What Girls Can Do With Power Tools

This winter break I overcame all stereotypes that claims women can not handle power tools. With assistance from my grandpa we restored and improved an old mailroom stamp cubby. It was a long process but after ripping off the rotten sides, cutting out new ones, sanded the entire piece, and a good pint of paint a masterpiece was born that would make Tim the Tool Man jealous. However, this does not mean that any average Joe can simply pick up a nail gun and be an instant stud, you should make sure that before you take on any “do it yourself” projects that you learn how to properly use all the tools required; that way nobody gets hurt. Maybe someday you will be able to make cool furniture like this one.