Why We Should Be More Afraid of Bears than a Zombie Apocalypse

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I have recently seen many new TV shows, movies, even books on the zombie apocalypse and some people are actually becoming scared of this possibility. First I would like to point out that if a zombie out break did occur chances are that our government would quickly contain it in order to avoid a nation wide panic. Our military would also be more than capable of taking care of any zombie attack. There would also be a surplus of tax dollars committed to putting a stop to the cause, which would make it easier to find a cure. So people need to stop worrying about zombies and can start fearing threatening things that actually exist like bears. Bears, like zombies, also will eat people without a second thought the only difference is bears can run faster, are stronger, and have giant razor sharp claws. Next time your watching a scary zombie movie think about how much easier it would be to fight off a pack of zombies instead of a pack of bears.

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